my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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