btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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