i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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