Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
no you cant smoke seaweed
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
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I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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