Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
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I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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