He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
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I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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