Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
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Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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