Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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