I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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