I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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