its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
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You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
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So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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