better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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