great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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