Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
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You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
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Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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