just come out here and I will go home with you...
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I think I sprained my soul last night
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
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