Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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