im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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