When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
babies were throwing up all over the place
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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