My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
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She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
the raccoons are back...
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