no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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