Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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