She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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