I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
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WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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