Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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