dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
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I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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