We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
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what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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