we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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