thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
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I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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