508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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