When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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