I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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