do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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