I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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