But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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