Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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