There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Randomize
