Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
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Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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