whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
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My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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