Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
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I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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