But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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