I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
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I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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