she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
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Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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