awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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