Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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