whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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