508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Dignity is for republicans.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
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