Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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