I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
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I was totally pumped and so was my beard
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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