So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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