Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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