Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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