Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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