Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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