I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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