Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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