that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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