this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
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Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
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