just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Watching her eat just hurts me
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Randomize
