The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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