so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
it hurts more in the daytime
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
