Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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